dale earnhardt

One of the greatest race car drivers ever, who held 7 championships until he died at the age of 49 in the 2001 Daytona 500, when on the last lap, last turn he suddenly drifted down to the apron and barreled straight on to the retaining wall going an estimated 185 mph. His restraint snapped on impact and was instantly killed, and the interior of the car was badly damaged, and very bloody. Even drivers in other racing types consider Dale Earnhardt to be a true racing legend.

Going 200 mph and turning left for 3 hours is alot harder than you think. Stock cars have absolutely no traction control, or ABS system or any other driver aids, and finding traction going at that speed is difficult as hell, and at the same time being inches away from competition going 5 wide down the turns. Unlike most drivers, Dale Earnhardt was fearless, and made other drivers shit their pants when he came near them. He was nicknamed "The Intimidator"

by . . . . June 26, 2005

Wack the Earth into perfection

When terraforming in RPG maker's, you make the terrain so good you are "Wacking" it into perfection

Jim was doing so well at making terrain in our RPG maker he Wack the Earth into perfection

by vidmaster121 July 30, 2012

Earthing

The art of burying ones genitalia in the earth for cleansing and rejuvenation. Created by Daniel Musgrave of Portland, Oregon in the spring of 2014.

Can you believe Phil impregnated Valerie twice in the same week? I heard he goes earthing every week!

by Jo*Nathan March 1, 2015

pull your ears

Used to tell somebody to "get their head out of their ass" when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.

Boss to employee: Hey Tom, pull your ears, the copier isn't even turned on.

Husband to wife at family reunion: Honey, pull your ears you left the casserole at home.

Two people whispering in church: The preacher needs to pull his ears. Jesus wasn't married to Eve.

by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

a driver that has become famous for not only winning the daytona 500 in 2004, but for winning 2 straight busch series titles and more nextel cup races then 90% of his competition. he is also popular for helping break the infamous redneck stereotype, and acheiving rock star status in more ways then one, as a drummer for the rock band "Bridge". also known as nascar's most popular driver for 2, about to be 3, years in a row.

...and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Wins the Daytona 500!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

elephant ears

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.

After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.

by Buck47 August 23, 2006

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.

The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011