dusty cuff

the act of fisting a woman with a dry or old vagina.

Dude last night i dusty cuffed your grandma

by dwight k schruter January 14, 2009

Dustyce

A combination of the words “Dusty” and “justice”. Refers to the call for justice for Dusty the Cat and retaliation against Kenny Glenn, the 14-year-old Oklahoma psychopath who posted a video to YouTube of himself beating the innocent cat.

(Luckily, Dusty survived the abuse and has been put up for adoption, and after Internet users alerted the authorities, Glenn and his brother were arrested and charged with animal cruelty.)

You can fight for further Dustyce with this petition: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/justicetodusty

by planetxddr February 17, 2009

Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Dusty Winkler

To perform oral sex on a woman who is bleeding vaginally, but not due to menstruation.

Dirty walked in saying, "suck my bloody twat!" "Are you ragging Dirty?" "No, it's just bloody." "That's a Dusty Winkler!"

by OU812X September 13, 2010

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

Dosty

An adjective that can be used to describe an array of opinions, whether they're positive or negative or neutral, determined by the implied context.

*example 1*

Dude: Damn, that girl is fine

Guy: Yeah, she's so dosty

*Example 2*

Guy: look at that gross ass bitch

Dude: She is Dosty!

*Example 3*

Guy1: check out these dosty speakers

Guy2: Those are sick

by Justin Sertit July 22, 2011

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011