california driver

good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.

newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.

as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

Professional Driver

dude who can park a car nicely.

that spot was no problem,I'm a professional driver.

by JDQ April 22, 2003

Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.

Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!

by not gbomber March 23, 2003

Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.

OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...

by OMKOM March 23, 2003

rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

phunk driver

A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.

"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"

"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"

by jwebert December 27, 2007

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly August 19, 2008