boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

rusty drum

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles

Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone

by Caźzoo August 26, 2017

morgan drumheller

Morgan Drumheller is a beautiful person has lots of friends gets all A's in school except for in science she gets a B in that class she usually likes a boy name Matthew but occasionally doesn't like anybody if you asked her out she would probably run the way she loves everybody around her in Sperry caring she is awesome at everything and has amazing friends and Family to support her all the way

Do you remember when Morgan Drumheller helped us with our homework

by Lulu❤️❤️ February 13, 2018

Morgan Drumheller

Morgan Drumheller is a beautiful person she cares about everybody around her it's all a's in school usually likes aboy named Matthew Morgan has a lot of friends she is awesome at everything her hand writing is very bad but she does wish to be a writer when she grows up her life is like a reality TV show and she has an amazing family and amazing friends Who she hopes will support her through all of her years she will feel very lonely if you leave her or if you go out and find another best friend if you ask her out she will likely run away but that just means she likes you too everyone needs a Morgan Drumheller in their life

Hey do you remember with Morgan Drumheller helped us with our hope mework

by Lulu❤️❤️ February 13, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Bass drum style

When you stick your dick in her pussy from the side,as if you were hitting an actual bass drum. Not too hard. Not too soft. Just right. Like a fucking jar of pourage. But remember kids,wear a condom.

Joo: Dawg I heard you smashed her,Bass drum style?

Me:Damn right homes. Bass drum style.

Joo: teach me dawg. No homo.

by Mr. K And The Bitches June 30, 2019