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Turd-douche

A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.

When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
by werny13 June 4, 2009
mugGet the Turd-douchemug.

dry douche

a method of speaking to a person in a tone and manner that causes said person to believe that the speaker cares, is friendly, and is sensitive to the person's emotions/needs. But when 'you' step back and really think about the words being spoken, the speaker is actually being a complete ass and telling the person that they need to go fuck themselves.
The officer just dry douched that suspect.
by Kwaz8 July 13, 2014
mugGet the dry douchemug.

Bag of Douches

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
mugGet the Bag of Douchesmug.

douche-whore

A person who whores out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)
Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.
by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011
mugGet the douche-whoremug.

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019
mugGet the blue douchemug.

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.
Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009
mugGet the Douche Paddlemug.

Yugi-douche

A person who plays the card game yu-gi-oh! but is a giant cock, you can recognize a Yugi-Douche by the way he or she says your turn or by the way he or she smiles if they look like Richard Simmons with Botox then you have yourself a genuine Yugi-douche, the best way to beat a Yugi-Douche is to actually beat him or her with a shovel to death, that is all.
Yugi-Douche : Expensive deck, no skill, lots of cocky cockness.
by truthbetold95 February 11, 2013
mugGet the Yugi-douchemug.

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