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hardcore donkey punch

When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.
Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.

Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."
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feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.
i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.
Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!
by Evan Boy February 2, 2009
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swamp donkey

A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM
DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.
by jennifromtheblock February 8, 2010
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donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.
Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.
by Douchebag February 8, 2003
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Pink Donkey tail

This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.
I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.
by C floods June 11, 2009
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Dominick the Donkey

The most annoying Christmas song ever, about the a donkey who helps Santa bring presents to the children of Italy (though many mainstream versions have the lyrics "Italian Christmas Donkey" changed to "Happy Christmas Donkey").

Much of the lyrics are interrupted by
"Chingedy ching" and "hee-haw, hee-haw".

Once heard, it gets stuck in the head for days on end.
Damn, I got that stupid song Dominick the Donkey stuck in my head again. Hee-haw, hee-haw!
by AmyMM December 17, 2008
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