Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 22, 2010
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Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"
Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
by akselly March 12, 2021
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booty depression

a female who has a sunken in ass
Damn man Shalita got some big titties, to bad she got booty depression
by maine May 25, 2006
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Football Depression

The depression that occurs during a day before football practice or other related activity.
person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.
by Crunkle July 02, 2008
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anxiety and depression

Head: you dumb ass bitch you ugly you have anxiety and depression

Person: I know :(
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depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.
Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!
by boryan February 10, 2009
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Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.
Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint
by Pimp_guy666 June 04, 2004
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