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The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave
The Big Dave by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015
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Go Get It Dave! 

To motivate a friend to commit to an action
Chris: "I'm thinking about growing more crops in my backyard for winter."

Eden: "Go Get It Dave!"

dickhead dave 

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.
Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

Eastside_Dave 

A troll that lurks around eBaumsworld with his catch phrase,"Oh..."
I was watching a video on eBaumsworld and decided to comment, when all of a sudden I was trolled and dawged by Eastside_Dave.

National Dave Day

National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.
Happy National Dave Day to one and all!

Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.

I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.

Dirty,Dirty Dave 

Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.
I couldn't get through the day without pulling a Dirty,Dirty Dave...literally.

uber dave 

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show
Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!
uber dave by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018