2 definitions by Captain Wanker
Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.
Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.
Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015
The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave
by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015