dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?

Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

mulafka dumpster

Lithuanian for cum dumpster. When spoken, the DUM in dumpster in emphasized

Out of my way, Mulafka DUMpster

by ZubinDiesel October 5, 2007

Dumpster Fire

My handwriting and English skills

I only know English and even then my grammar is a dumpster fire

by bigstickbundle February 4, 2021

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Dumpster Diving

Searching for a past favorite pornographic video by sifting through low quality porn

*Thinking to self*: "Oohh that one video was awesome. Can't remember the title though... Guess I'll have to do some dumpster diving"

by Dumpster Diving September 27, 2021

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018