African Diet

When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.

Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.

by maximojones April 22, 2011

atkins diet

aka the fatkins diet. This diet consists of fat and meat. You basically walk around all day like zombie and your breath smells like paint chips.

You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.

This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."

I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".

The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

atkins diet

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Atkins diet

A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.

"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"

by Chang Tan June 17, 2004

Chode Diet

When a hoe with an octapussae only sucks chode for meals every day for a week. This is a chode diet.

"Your mom went on a chode diet with your dad last week didnt he?"

by The Chodus Maximus January 9, 2009

hardxcore diet

The diet you do on to prove your hardXcore. You cant eat meat but dairy and the like are acceptable.

Senecal went on the hardXcore diet and he started pukeing blood.

by ShatteredOne September 17, 2004

goldfish diet

Another word for a small eating portion diet similar to the South Beach diet.

yo you want ice cream man?

yo man im on a goldfish diet.

pussy.

by ///// October 19, 2008