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Boat Dad

A North American WASP male who is usually over 35, has money to burn and owns a boat. You can tell him by his delightful pleated khakis, collared golf shirt and casual penny loafers or slightly worn dockers shoes. A Boat Dad is often found on or near a wharf, dock, boat or bar overlooking a harbor. He doesn't necessarily have to be a real father and usually is eager to buy strong drinks for much younger women.
Oh my god Debby, did you see that Boat Dad all the way to the right of the bar? He totally tried to buy me a cosmo. What a creep!
by Boat Dad August 10, 2009
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dad burn

1. It can apparently mean 'bloody', 'fucking', 'damned', crappy', 'shithouse', etc.
2. It can also be used as a subsitiute for 'damn!'
1. 'Where'd you go and put that dad burn wrench, Clovis?'
2. 'Well, dad burn it if little Mayella ain't a all-growed-up woman now. How old is she? 'leven?'
by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008
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deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.
this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad
by spanky July 10, 2003
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NASCAR Dad

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.
It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.
by kinsmed May 3, 2005
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dad vibes

A palpable feeling that a man is a dad. Usually happens when he is around your own father's age and is kind or has the same demeanor, such as a teacher. Also celebrities with beards sometimes give off "dad vibes". He just seems like a dad.
A: "Mr. B is giving off some serious dad vibes."
Mr. B: "What?"
A: "You just seem like a cool dad."
Mr. B: "Oh. Well I do have a kid."
by AnnaAspen November 30, 2016
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Dad Poo

That distinct smell of a bathroom that is left only after your Dad or any Dad takes a dump in it.
John your shits smell like Dad Poo
by slice267999292 January 19, 2012
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dad milk

semen from a father, older man, or a "daddy" BDSM daddy/littlegirl or babygirl relationships
this morning i drank a fresh shot of dad milk
by shirley53578 June 12, 2014
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