mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.

As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".

by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019