Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

speccy cunt

A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.

“Jerry, ye speccy cunt.”

“He jumped off the roof, the speccy cunt.”

by Speccyretard December 7, 2017

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

publicity cunt

A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.

by happycookie December 28, 2011

Like a cunt

To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation

Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome

by fuckfuck6969 June 7, 2013

Cunt Block

When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.

When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.

Can be done by accident but is rarely so.

"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."

"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."

by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 12, 2006

fat cunt

what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.

The first time called my wife a fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.

Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.

by the Fireworks Guy November 2, 2010