stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

vajayjay crunch

When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.

Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.

by thisismygoddamnpseudonym July 20, 2010

cronchy

idk there is just something cronchy about you

tyler trudeau is very cronchy looking

by foothillgorl November 10, 2020

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

Crunchy Bro-tron 5000

Only the highest level or bro-ness you can bestow upon someone. Quite possibly the most awesome moniker ever.

Me: What up Crunchy bro-tron 5000.....?
Them: Huh?

by Madcow9865 September 10, 2009

Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.

1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!

by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004