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crutch

In pocket billiards (pool), a "crutch" is the stick used to shoot with when you cannot reach the cue ball. It is formally known as a "mechanical bridge".

It's referred to as a crutch to insinuate that you're a lesser player that needs "help" to make a shot (this is a very big misconception, however).

It is sometimes also referred to as a "wussy stick".
The only way he could make the ball was with the damn crutch!
by Giskard July 2, 2004
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Dutch Crunch

While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.
"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."
by Charlie M. Jr. December 9, 2008
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crutchless panties

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
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CRUNCHBLORT

A specialized version of blort. Used when something implodes and makes a blorting sound accompanied by the crunching of an innocent's bones.
Bob: hey, look at this neat site they put up at tubgirl.com.
Other guy: *CRUNCHBLORT*
by Katsudo June 29, 2003
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crunchlets

A small amount of something often left over. Or small facts, kinda like a tidbit.
"could you find anything on harper?"

"no"

"really? not even any crunchlets of info?"
by lumpkina December 18, 2007
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Crunchy Creeper

A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.
Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.

Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"
by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010
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Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.
That white dude is hella crunchy.
by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020
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