crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !

"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"

crotch rocket by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

crotch zombie by demyztikx March 5, 2008

Crotch Waffle

When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.

John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court

Crotch Waffle by Optumus Rollout June 2, 2009

CROTCH PUPPY 

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

CROTCH PUPPY by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007

crotch face 

a saying that can be used to discribe someone you may not like...

you are a nasty "crotch face"

crotch face by talamunga March 9, 2007

crotch watch 

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

crotch watch by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.

John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.

Crotch music by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007