cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

Bee cream

Bee cream is Good for your skin

Bee cream should be rubed on skin

by Christian1977 September 4, 2019

Hoe Cream

When you make some hoe cum and it's creamy and reeks of STD

"yo, I was fucking this girl and I had contact with her hoe cream

by Da_woken_soul September 12, 2019

Doggy Cream

The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.

guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up

girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)

by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

detroit cream

When 3 or more guy eat each others cum

The guys had a detroit cream.

by Theraven294 May 17, 2018

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018