Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.

While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.

by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023

Corroborated

A good for nothing chupacabra Mexican

" That dude is a corroborated through and through. "

by Lamalover2005 August 27, 2023

Corrosive confetti

A style of art made by a Los Angeles street Artist named Ryan Patrick mallon some times signed RPM .

You can tell that graffiti was a corrosive confetti style by the randomness and colors

by Los Angeles locals May 17, 2023

Corporate Greed

SM entertainment’s favorite scheme

Sarah: Hey, why is Sm entertainment getting sued?
Karen: Because along with the mistreatment they also refuse to pay their best artists, resulting in corporate greed on their end.

by Beomgyu’s baby mama May 31, 2023

Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.

all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.

by jai_ June 1, 2023

Corporacy

Some person or larger entity that has been desensitized by business and does whatever it can to make money but acts personable and friendly.

All these smaller businesses are becoming corporacies nowadays.

Yeah, Bezos is a fucking corporacy of a man.

by Owlon June 18, 2023

Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.

“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”

by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023