A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.
Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there
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The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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Get the Corner Clockin' mug.Similar to a tag along but you keep them around because they are occasionally funny. Often found dwelling in the corner of social circles.
Sam: Man I'm really bored...
Tom: *says some random shit*
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As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room
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