Coan

Sigma Male

Man: 'yo Bitch! is that coan?!' Woman: 'yeah hes so hot and dreamy.. such a sigma' Coan: 'I am Literally Patrick Bateman.'

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Conan

a person who sits around eating pizza rolls for 300 hours straight and then crys because he has to go to school

Conan is an idiot

by Schupp September 8, 2022

Conan Gray

Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”

by MoolyTheCow September 24, 2022

company man

a man or woman who often have the skills to persuade others thru the use of manipulative tactics. These individuals are pathological liars and psychopaths. They will try to charm you with helping you at first, but do not let these individuals fool you, it is not genuine, its a manipulation tactic of a narcissist. It is a game they play in hopes to persuade you to be on their side. Deep down this individual is troubled, they will often try to mimic the people who shines above them. And if that fails they will try anything to sabotage their reputation. Often they will live a miserable life, not spending time with their families, having resentment issues, and when they go, no one really cares.

I just worked with a company man last night, let me tell you, I will work harder to finish the job than work with this tool.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 25, 2022

Cokanely

This means smelly if it is used by the one and only Cara Okane or against Cara Okane.

Oml Nessa is so cokanely

by RealDefinetionsThatAreTrue January 28, 2023

company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.

@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Colandate

The act of using a colander.

"Oh I just colandated the pasta"
"Can you colandate the pasta for me?"
"While I'm colandating the pasta can you take the garlic bread out the over?"

by WordWizzard42 April 8, 2023