Skip to main content

Canteloupe Clit

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.
Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!
mugGet the Canteloupe Clit mug.

Contembating

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.
Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."
by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010
mugGet the Contembating mug.

Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
mugGet the Urban contest mug.

Guitar Center

a great guitar store where IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD INSTRUMENTS,you can find extremely good gear for an extremely low price, all a place to showcase your stuff and jam w/ random people.
Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center
by Simply a man October 11, 2006
mugGet the Guitar Center mug.

contest

(game) when you

idek what it mean lol
i'm getting contested
by August 13, 2019
mugGet the contest mug.

center code

Center code is a code where u center in a code that is a code that was center to the codes that were centered into a code.
Mom: Yo Lil dicky, whats the meaning of center code?
Ferg: Stop calling me that, and, you should check in the urbandictionary, they know whats the meaning.
by RamenCrackinUnfunny November 19, 2018
mugGet the center code mug.

Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011
mugGet the Contempt of Cunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email