Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

by nasalini November 2, 2007

upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Lost in the construction site

The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.

"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"

by InstantBonersex February 20, 2015

coasting money

Money you have saved up while working at a shitty job that allows you to quit and live off of your savings for a while until you find another shitty job.

Yeah, I've been out of work for a two weeks but I've been living off of my coasting money so I'm in no hurry to get another job.

by nlitwiller December 14, 2008

Coaster Dome

The act of giving/getting head while riding a roller coaster. The roller coaster can be of any given size, thrill, or style.

Joe: Wow, that's a big roller coaster! That must have been a fun ride.

Moe: Yep! It was even better because I got coaster dome from Zoe

by candyman81cb May 14, 2011

Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.

Yo son, I'm mad comstable...

by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011