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As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene
Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...
by zoey April 11, 2004
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Conficker 2.0

A Virus that is supposed to be set out on on April Fools day 2009 and steal all your computer information.
supposed to be the malware of all malware
Has been discussed on TV and all over the internet.
by LUL28 March 31, 2009
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Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.
Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"
by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010
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the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.
If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.
by Poetjester September 13, 2016
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Coffin Corner

The art of pulling your girlfriend to the corner of the bed during the tail part of intercourse in order to gain leverage on her g-spot to make her cum.
Debbie: So, how was he last night?
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!
by captmyke November 3, 2009
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glass coffin

'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.

many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!

i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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overly confident

- an essence a person penetrates when they feel noteworthy
You are overly confident if your name is Miguel and you are from Honduras
by kristin81481 January 20, 2009
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