college music

Term coined by Beavis and Butt-head, refers to music in the 80s and 90s that was somewhere between alternative and artsy-fartsy, usually involving pretentious lyrics, too-artistic camera shots, and whiny or disinterested vocals. This music evolved into Indie Rock.

From the show:

Pavement
The Flaming Lips
Violent Femmes
The Dead Milkmen
... and many others

Quotes:

Beavis says "Hey Butt-head those houses look fake" to which Butt Head replies "Yeah that's like the whole point of college music, to make the suburbs look bad."

by uhhrrr3333 January 14, 2007

College

A place where sleep is never found.

Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter, it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college

by angelcb007 November 24, 2010

college

The time and the place for everything.

"There's a time and a place for everything, Mr. Garrison, and it's called college."

by Dagger June 17, 2003

Green Mountain College

1. noun: A private, small college in Poultney, VT that is the most awesome place in the whole universe. They get high, trip balls, and rage hard every day while working like hippies to save the environment (working like hippies meaning totally slacking, but getting shit done).

2. adjective: Someone who is a slacker, stoner, artist, and overall awesome person.

1. Green Mountain College is so cool, I'm definitely going to school there.

2. Wow, did you see her rip that bong? She's totally Green Mountain.

by mamamaryjane420 July 23, 2009

collette

The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time

WOW, i hung-out with that chick last night she's so a Collette!

by intensityFTW July 14, 2009

college girls

Same thing as high school girls but with bigger tits and legal. But still bitchy, cause drama, are sluts, anorexics, party, blah blah blah

College girls are not much different than high school girls. Most of them are 18 or 19.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010

CollegeACB

Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.

In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.

Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.

by hackahobo September 8, 2010