cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth

Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up

by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

cold love

Where the love is one sided.

Lily: Whoa! Is that cold love?
Leyla: Yeah he doesn't love me but I love him.

by damn that Demiah thoe September 17, 2016

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

by Ross Olson March 10, 2008

Cold Dick

A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.

I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.

I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.

by Mr.ColdD April 11, 2013

Cold Spring Harbor Steamer

the act of complaining about your parents divorce while wearing vineyard vines and shitting on your purebred dogs face. Only hood ass csh kids can perform this dangerous act as most people in the cold spring harbor school district are offended by anything.

Yo I heard that kid performs the cold spring harbor steamer on his purebred dog.

by The hole destroyer March 11, 2019