delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

Flaming Cock

The act of dipping your penis in a shot glass filled with a flammable alcohol, then proceeding to light your penis on fire. After putting the fire out, you drink the remaining alcohol in the shot glass.

"I totally pulled a flaming cock last night"

by Flemming Koch October 1, 2013

Cousins by Cocks

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."

WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"

by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013

equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.

(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 5, 2003

Cockgobbler

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003