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Clusterfuck

Friend 1: Ugh I have a clusterfuck of english homework
Friend 2: Ugh me too, wanna work together
OR
I refer to my friends as a cluserfuck
by Love me mom November 15, 2017
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Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.
The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.
by lasrubieras March 25, 2020
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green clusterfuck

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.
Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.
by angry mafia May 4, 2009
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crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen
me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster
by eminem21 December 30, 2009
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caustic git, the

A verbose young lady noted for her acerbic wit and driving debate.
The Caustic Git tore him a new one when he tried to tell her to "cheer up."
by The Git herself February 9, 2004
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Claustroboobic

Fear of women (or men) with large breasts.
You should hook up with this girl I know. She has DD's.

It wouldn't work out: I'm claustroboobic.
by FreaknJew February 4, 2009
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claustrofuckbia

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.
claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.
by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009
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