smoke a cancer stick

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014

Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 12, 2008

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

my chemical bum cancer

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.

Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"

by hair removal cream August 7, 2006

Chancer

Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

"He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer"

by MickyC February 15, 2005

cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

by jwax December 28, 2007