Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

Chopper

Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.

Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"

"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"

(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

by Scott Kerr April 17, 2006

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

Dick Chopper

A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.

While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"

by El Arabe December 17, 2010

Chappy

to be inexperienced physically with the opposite sex
otherwise known as square

Francine: that girl is such a chappy

by rated May 28, 2007

chopped

to chop a broad like to pick her up,meaning get her number name email

yo i chopped that broad last night
omg!! i chopped this solid guy last night

by cass February 22, 2004