release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

choclair

when a man gets a hand job using his own feces as lube.

I can't believe Meredith actually gave me a Choclair last night

by wdh January 19, 2008

Chocolate

the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.

whenever u feel down just have some chocolate it makes u feel better !!!!!

by Nic March 8, 2004

chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

by lsfkn September 11, 2011

Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.

A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.

by Eric Moran March 1, 2007

chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.

Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.

by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008

chocolate suitcase

1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.

Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.

by S.Alexander October 24, 2008