catcher

one who likes it in the rear. one who catches if u know what i mean. the receiver.

kevin quinn was the catcher and his gay friend was the pitcher

by dave baron June 6, 2007

Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

by Daxxler February 20, 2003

Cachagua

A place off the map. Occasionally referred to as "upper Carmel valley". An intermixture of trailer parks and mansions. A small community in the hills that consist of the casual tweeker, overbearing alcoholic and violent women who cheat on their husbands.

Upper Carmel Valley Cachagua Road Nason Road Los Padres Dam Tassajara Road

by Twotrailerparkgirls Goaround October 28, 2013

Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009

deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

by JONODE July 9, 2011

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008