Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short
He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot
by JATB March 29, 2023
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Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.
by Fiona Homes May 07, 2022
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Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047
by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 12, 2024
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