Captain Zig Zag

Slang name for the character potrayed on a package of Zig Zag rolling Papers. Often a make believe friend to get high on marijuana with.

Yo Captain Zig Zag and me we got high as hell last night.

by Sibilant Warrior April 26, 2011

Captain Teflon

The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.

The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.

by naughtykea April 28, 2011

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Capital Ex

That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.

Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.

by PimpinZ April 29, 2013

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

by Zigy October 8, 2016

captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

by Dr Rox July 26, 2016