Harvesting The Night Clams

The act of having sex with more then one loose prostitute at night, usually resulting in an STD.

Hey did you hear about Lenny, he was harvesting the night clams.

by SmugglingBeardedDragons December 6, 2016

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

people.hate.cause.i.like.patd

Lesly

people.hate.cause.i.like.patd posted another photo ig

by Hoeassbitchasshoe April 10, 2019

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 24, 2020

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

clausterfuck

A situation in an environment where one feels claustrophobic due to a cluster fuck.

God damn it, this toy store is a clausterfuck.

by Mike Man 2008 December 17, 2008

Clamshell

The act of picking items up with your butt cheeks. Mimicking the action of a loader equipped with a clam shell bucket

Works best when the male is lying on his back and girl clamshells his penis off his pelvic area.

Just Go With It Movie Coconut scene

by Dirty Cather July 3, 2011