classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone

Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.

by Pelemaker April 5, 2024

Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

Makis classics

A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence

-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics

by ShadowIShere August 7, 2022

The Classic Rezzoe Stallmate

This is a classic move by Rezzoe, in which he asks upon his peers to endure some enjoyment. He continues to talk out of his behind, and stalls the activity as he is bored of nothing. The classic Rezzoe Stallmate goes hand and hand with the Rezzoe ego, or the Rezzoe victim card.

"Lets just play without Rezzoe, he's doing the The Classic Rezzoe Stallmate"

by Swappery November 11, 2021

classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.

Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!

by ad48 August 12, 2016

classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

have you seen them?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

classic seth

1. Total dipshit, utterly and repulsively retarded in every way.

2. Dumbass with improper grammar.

2. Guy 1: "Yo dude, how was the game last night?"

Guy 2: "Dlwlpajx ekdjwoqlq"

Guy 1: "bruh, what"

Guy 2: "flow qiwofno"

Guy 3: "classic seth"

by ExplosivePotato April 29, 2019