circumjerk

(1) To be impolite, unpleasant or rude to one person so that they will be impolite, unpleasant or rude to another.

(2) To make someone unhappy by being a douche to one or all their friends.

I just circumjerked Tom by pissing off his girlfriend. He's not getting any tonight!

Jeff tried to circumjerk me the other day by being an asshole to Michaela, but I know better.

by MIRECOURT January 8, 2013

circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

Circular Fart Fetish

The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.

Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.

by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018

circlejerk

A conversation online where all information is agreed upon and no outside input is allowed.

Liberal circlejerk!

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

Club circle

A shape that is formed by groups of people on the dance floor of most nightclubs or anywhere dancing occurs. Usually consists primarily of women dancing with each other who are inherently hostile to outsiders and unwanted males. Attempts to broach a club circle by a male will often result in hostile looks or the women in question tightening up the circle, so as to give the intruder no room to dance and ultimately forcing them to go elsewhere. This is what is known as "closing the circle."

Club circles can contain men as well. Oftentimes these men are former pursuers of the women they are dancing with, only these men have been unfortunate enough to hit the friend zone. As such they are now regarded as sexually neutral by their female friends and have probably been brought to the club in order to serve as bodyguards against other males. Subsequently they tend to be very hostile towards males (their hostility stemming from repressed sexual frustration) and can also be very possessive and jealous. Cockblocking is also one of the activities they engage in.

Guy 1: Damn dude, I've been trying to get girls to dance with me for like twenty minutes and none of them are letting me in.
Guy 2: I know man. The club circles are really tight tonight.

by The Dudebro February 16, 2008

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Bullshit Circumstances

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).

Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'

by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013