chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.

As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."

by LAJC October 5, 2006

Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.

Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.

by An AFC and a Chode June 29, 2011

chode

is a festy zit on your arse

look at the chode on your arse

by hue December 9, 2002

Chode

Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.

She was a chodesmoker.

by Chodesmokee February 23, 2005

chode

my favorite hair color

i died my hair chode yesterday

by Lindsey Stubna July 2, 2005

chode

the spot that's between your nuts and your pie hole :P

from the chodoboy theme "he's named after the spot that rests between your balls and your coy - you mean the chode"

by DagGirl - aka "Chodoboy's bitch" September 5, 2005