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Chewbacca 

When your Wife/ girlfriend wont give you sex you wait till shes asleep, then mess her hair in her face and shove your dick down her throat. When she wakes up she will scream but all that will come out is the noise like chewbacca
Your mom was being bitchy last night so after she fell asleep I chewbacca'd her.

Chewbacca 

a nasty, hairy vagina.
After she took her pants off, I then said, if I wanted to see Chewbacca, I would've watched Star Wars.
Chewbacca by Butler Butt Clogger October 12, 2011

Smoking a Chevy 

Mixing marijuana with cocaine usually in a cigar shell to generate a specif feeling within the human body.
We got our bud and white lets get to smoking a chevy.
Wait for your victim to fall asleep and then sit on their face draping your nutsack into their mouth.
Tap them a couple times and then they will wake up with a familiar sound of chewbacca. BRAWWWWWWWWR!
Ted fell asleep watching Star Wars Episode 1 so I woke him up with a chewbag.
Chewbag by phiziKz January 5, 2005

Jovan Chew 

A short guy with rock hard abs which woman can't get enough of. An extremely cute guy who can light up a room, with bad eyesight . If you get a Jovan Chew in your life, you must cherish him. ;)
Person 1.. He is so hot
Person 2... He must be a Jovan Chew
Person 3.. Ye
Jovan Chew by WeiRdmAgeD0N August 23, 2018
A mirical to make it up hill.

Like a rock, it sits.

You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.

Should've bought a ford.

Sissy truck.

Truck that sits for years.

Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Shitty
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
Chevy by ThatFordGuy November 4, 2015