lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

cat's ass

In reference to something more excellent than a cat's meow

Well, ain't that the cat's ass?

by sarahisthecatsass December 15, 2006

catscratches

someones cuts that they cover up

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”

by gggothggirl July 6, 2020

catsmouth

A modern slang word used by pikies as a derogitary description of the recipiant used in South East England, particularly in Kent.

Goo back to bed Catsmouth and lay your mother down.

by James Apps September 7, 2004

catsploring

Tendency of domesticated felines to explore newly opened spaces such as drawers or cabinets.

As soon as I opened the pantry door Izzie jumped right onto the shelf, catsploring as is her habit.

by A well informed cat February 8, 2013

Catsnips

When something is awesome like Harris eg:that cod game was the catsnips it can also be used in a bad sense eg:look it ciran mgonigal that fat catnip

Harris is the catsnips

by H.G Dolan May 26, 2016

Catstealerofdoom

A catstealerofdoom will ask you if you have a cat when you respond with a yes then they will ask for a photo. They use their super powers and search their magic brains for where the cat lives, it's social security number, it's credit card, it's life span, its age, it's breed, name, and it's moms name. Once they have this information they will find a way into your home at night and steal your cat. When you wake up confused because your cat is gone there will be NO explanation just poof cats gone. Once the cat has been stolen this cat will have exactly 36 pictures taken and posted on instagram and the cat will be petted for pleasure and sadly your cat will be taken care of as if he/she is a human baby. I am sorry for your loss 😪

Damn catstealerofdoom took mittens mom!!!!!

by KyratheretardXD August 17, 2018