by TheRecorder August 04, 2009
Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
by munyshot December 03, 2013
A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.
by ArtT3ach3r December 20, 2011
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When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
by Dragon Slayer 69 July 11, 2008
by The Bearded Nail March 23, 2004
1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009