Broken

What happened to the condom last night

Man, it was broken!
Now I'm a dad!

by Normal Walking Human March 6, 2025

This website is so broken

it sure is, it sure is.

urban dictionary? this website is so broken

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 23, 2025

Broken

A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.

He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter

by Bokobouy June 18, 2023

Broken-Damsel

A woman who claims to not play the role of a damsel well. In the process of doing so she marries for Money, divorces to take half later to claim she never needed help from a man.

She is a Broken-Damsel and left her husband broke.

by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023

broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

The Dap of a broken heart

Given or received dap in which one participant rests into the embrace of an endeared friend, colleague and scholar.

“You think the boy Jerry’s ok? I saw him getting the dap of a broken heart. He’s broken man.”

by FelaCutie April 2, 2023