Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

side bluebs

A name used to describe Neytiri's side boobs in the movie Avatar (2009).

"Avatar was the highest grossing movie of all time, but it really wasn't that great."
"Yeah, I only watched it for the side bluebs."

by Micher J July 22, 2020

Project Blueballs

The code name for the systematic study of sightings of men displaying attention seeking behaviour online in order to solicit images of women to be used for their own sexual gratification.

Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.

by spookfish May 21, 2021

baby bluey

baby bluey is a small-town rapper who plays basketball in his free time. he has hits such as “wasting my time” and “it is my time”. baby bluey easily recognizable with his red hair and blue eyes and tall height. his sister is pretty cool too, ig. aka, rappininred

omg, i love baby bluey’s music!

by sagalicious November 23, 2021