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poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.
I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
by dmart November 19, 2005
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Cock Blocked

1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.

Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.

2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.

2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007
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blocker

When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "blocking" tha progress.
I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
OR
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
by Nunyabusinesshoe June 14, 2008
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hata blockaz

dark shaded sunglasses... used by the hated and ppl who like the song
I got my hata blockaz on! (i got my hata blockaz on)
by T Shane May 21, 2006
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blockbuster and cockbuster

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"
by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016
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Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009
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Chedda Block

A stack of money so thick, it looks like a block of cheddar cheese
"Mayn, I just got a fat CHEDDA BLOCK"

"Mayn, I just took out a bunch of benjyz fom tha bank, and I made a CHEDDA BLOCK"

"Mayn, I CHEDDA BLOCK dem benjyz to da ceiling"
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