blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

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blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012

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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

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pigs in a blanket

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.

Oh man, last night Susan sucked my toes pigs in a blanket style.

by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

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When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

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