yoga blanket origami 

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

yoga blanket origami by yippa August 25, 2023

OSB blanket 

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

OSB blanket by QuacksO October 9, 2023

rookie blanket 

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

rookie blanket by anonymous April 14, 2024

Turkish Blanket 

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

Turkish Blanket by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

bum blanket 

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

bum blanket by Seatthell November 24, 2024

Reeses blanket 

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

Reeses blanket by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024

Foofy blanket 

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.

Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.

Foofy blanket by Veewords December 13, 2024