camel bath

What male Chaldeans do instead of showering. Because they stink like shit being a dirtass Iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in shitty cologne to cover their horrid BO. Especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. The reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of the grease in their hair and the cologne they wear would ignite if real candles were used. This goes back to the definition of a camel (chaldean). They constantly commit tax fraud with the government. This allows a little more money at the moment, but in the long run, they won't survive. Survival of the fittest, and they won't! FACTS: 1. They don't go to college. 2. They inbreed. 3. Dearborn is not Detroit. 4. They can't fight because they are pussies, and get their shit rocked when the first punch hits their big fucking nose.

Typical mocknooth camels (chaldeans) take camel baths. AIRDYGOKBAH!

by livco July 30, 2006

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

chicken bath

As a person is giving head, a small rush of spit will often emerge as s/he gags slightly on the penis. This is a chicken bath.

She was giving me head and she totally started to chicken bath.

by Kaitlyn Elizabeth May 4, 2008

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

bathectomey

getting into a very hot tub of water, thereby cooking your balls, before sex.

They were out of condoms, so he took a bathectomey.

by Schark August 9, 2008

batherosclerosis

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.

Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!

by llamas007 April 7, 2013

Bath cock

When you're in the bath to long so your cock gets wrinkled

Lads I've gone and got bath cock

by David cock ram July 28, 2016