by Herpderpington July 10, 2010
in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.
by Sexydimma October 04, 2014
the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 08, 2019
a group of 6 tp'ing, waynes world liking,tickling girls....who are EXCELLENT at tp'ing...so BEWARE!!
by Wayne Campbell August 03, 2004
An eco-terrorist that specializes in applying his "cream" to his victim after hijacking a vehicular transport
by Gryffin72 August 14, 2008
not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.
Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof
Jimmy: Woof
by simon gardner September 13, 2006
Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.
by Joshoua October 17, 2006