Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

by finfito January 13, 2009

butt ton

A very large indefinite amount. such as the limit of X as X approaches infinity.

Going to the gym this late sucks, there's going to be a butt ton of people.

by aznpwr January 13, 2009

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

butt slut

A woman who prefers and seeks out anal sex as often as possible. Usually willing to let nearly anyone fuck her in the ass as much as they want.

I miss my ex-girlfriend, Rose was a total butt slut who took in the ass for hours at a time.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

butt milk

During anal intercourse you pull out very quickly and pour a half gallon of milk inside of the female. You then proceed to get a straw and enjoy some ice cold butt milk. For chocolate milk have the female defecate and stir the milk in.

So I was railing Katie G. and I pulled out, poured in some 2%, and had a delicious glass of Butt Milk.

by pcity January 29, 2008

Butt Rodeo

Invite your friends over and get them to hide in the closet. Then, get your girlfriend going doggy style and quickly jam it in her arse while grabbing her hair and yelling "Butt rodeo! Butt rodeo!" Then, have your friends jump out of the closet and turn the lights on while you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Butt rodeo! Butt rodeo!

by Joe Birdsall April 29, 2003