Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010

Trophy Boaster

One who brags about accomplishments only to have it turn and bite them in the ass, a common occurrence in Fantasy Football leagues.

Upon the conclusion of fantasy football Week 5, Jeremy had won all five of his matches. "Hey guys do you want to see my trophy for five wins!" he proclaimed as he bragged of the leagues chincy award. The rest of the league jeered as Jeremy's ego-meter pegged at "full retard."

Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.

The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.

by Redrockets December 23, 2010

Cuck Blasted

To be ridiculed or talked down to by the common cuck

Bills comment ended up getting me cuck blasted by all the neardby cucks.

by ImACuckLord April 11, 2017

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

blister sister

Someone who shows up when the real work is done then acts like they took part.

Dilbert and the intern spent days proofing the manual then Wally pulled a blister sister and ran a final spell check to claim all the work.

by billmanak February 10, 2009